The Internet of the future

The Internet is a wonderful thing. Always changing, it is hard to tell what will become of it in twenty years time. We have allowed our in-house futurology expert to take a look at the current forecasts, and these are his predictions:

• Every man will have his own hovercraft web server
• Google will have moved their head office to a domed base on the moon
• There will be no need for blogs; special pills will provide you with your daily dose of blatant self-absorbedness.
• Your spam will keep you informed about the latest developement in android lovedolls.
• Wireless LAN in every Spacebucks café in orbit.
• Say goodbye to Nigeria Scams! The next thing is JUPITER scams!
• Nuclear powered 56k modems.
• You will have a humanoid robot that sorts spam from your email inbox.
• When the FBI breaks down your door after you've illegaly downloaded music via BitTorrent, they will be equipped with laser guns.