Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday, September 08, 2006

The Great Competition

Forge Your Life

Hear ye, hear ye, Badgers all and sundry, and hark to my mad plan!
As you may or may not know, November is National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo, in some other, unrelated nation. But, I say! this should not stop us from partaking of the rich smorgasbord of doing something gigantic just because someone irrelevant said so. No! Hell no! So here is my suggestion: this year, for NaNoWriMo, we all write our autobiographies.
Only, we fill them with lies. Grand, hideous, bizarre lies! 50,000 words of pure, unadulterated, self-centered balderdash from each and every one of us!
You can put in some tea if you want.