What Crows Do When You're Not Looking

*Hide gold coins in hollow trees and under rocks
*Carve tiny idols out of bark and set them afloat in puddles
*Jump in circles
*Read the newspaper and drink a cup of coffee
*Volunteer at homeless shelters
*Kill mice and small squirrels for no reason at all
*Gild their beaks and sit abslolutely still in trees
*Shit on your car
*Floss