Exercises in Futility

Most people don’t exercise their futility nearly enough and consequently find themselves unable to be truly futile when the need strikes. Now you can improve your non-performance in this important area, using only items you will most likely find in your own home. And if you are not satisfied with your new futility after two weeks, you will, in fact, have succeeded.

1. Take one blank sheet of paper and one pencil. Try to draw everything.

2. I thought I would think of some more exercses while writing this, but I was wrong. Make up your own exercises. It’s not like it matters, or anything.