Sunday, November 20, 2005

Dear Sirs,

I write to you on behalf of my clients, Messieurs Delacroix & Lacanne; the well-known inventors of the cephalograph, the mechanical autocorrespondent, and several other useful contraptions, as well as many popular novelty items.

It is the wish of my clients to entrust to your firm, Cornelius Finch & Sons, with the manufacture of their latest invention.

The Un-container is a medium-sized box made out of the finest materials (such as aluminium, box-wood, the tears of unborn children, and bromidium oxide. See enclosed documents for specifications), with six sides of equal size, and no opening mechanism. It will be delivered to the customer in a closed state, and can consequently not be used as a container for anything. Its primary use will be the un-storage of tea, small change, and other household items of small to moderate value.

My clients wish to manufacture 1,000 units of this design, with the possibility of continued production if there proves to be pulic demand for the product.

We look forwards to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.

O. Muralto,
business representative of Delacroix & Lacanne

1 comment:

- said...

I will buy ten, and completely not store my toast in them!

Holy blap, this rocks.